47 Random Fragments of Unauthorised Hope and Despair


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FOOD poisoning is now thought to have been behind a shocking epidemic of mental illness among young people in the Birmingham area last month.

Hundreds of demented adolescents defied school laws, broke afternoon curfews and mutilated their new school uniforms sponsored by the school’s corporate partners, uniGlobe plc. Police are investigating links with terrorism.

SHOULD WE BE RUNNING THIS? HOLD FOR CHECKS WITH MINISTRY. DO NOT USE WITHOUT MY EXPRESS PERMISSION. DH

EIGHT MONTHS OUT OF DATE? SHALL WE SPIKE?? G


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